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Deadly Weight Loss

My bestie swears by that "skinny is the new black" beauty vibe. To shed those pounds, she's all-in on the keto craze, down to one meal a day. One day, she hit the deck at the subway station, with low blood sugar. I hooked her up with a stick of sugarcane to tide her over. That night, after discovering she'd gained a fraction of a pound, she freaked out and blamed it all on that 1600-cal sugarcane. To get even, she sneaked a load of hormone pills into my birthday cake, aiming to puff me up. But the plan backfired—overdosed on hormones, I ended up kicking the bucket in the ICU. When I came to, I was back on the day she kicked off her diet.